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Poem Details | by Warren Doll
Categories: animal, funny, rain, weather,


rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies

Poem Details | by Sneha Rv
Categories: child, childhood, children, christian, christmas, funny, mom,

Keeping Mum

Reindeer wait
   by the pane
I see shapes

A present!
   Santa thinks
I’m asleep 

Smells like mum 
   lent Santa 
her perfume...  ?

Poem Details | by Justin Worthy
Categories: food, funny,

I Like Pizza

Pepperoni is red, cheese is food
I like pizza
How about you?

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: fantasy, funny,

- Haiku - X 5 - Demon -

Blood dripping demon
                                 I can hear scraping under my bed
                                            My heart stops

A-L  Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Kash Poet
Categories: funny, halloween,

Halloween Haiku

on halloween eve
apple bobbing with grandma......
false teeth on apple

smiling carved pumpkin
advertisement of toothpaste......
grandma's false teeth

Poem Details | by M. Hussain Effendi
Categories: food, funny, nature,


Must make haste
Time for "waste"

Poem Details | by Bl Devnath
Categories: april, funny,

April Fool

today's April fool
                                        known to all needs to have tool
                                         ooh! advance cheek's smile

     Inspired by: JAN ALLISON

Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson
Categories: nature

Rhymed Haiku

humble bumble bee
brings pollen from apple tree
to make his honey

he feeds his loved queen
to protect her he gets mean
his stings aren’t funny

a hive is his home
he fills it with honeycomb
for love not money

For Carol Brown's "What's the Buzz" contest

Carol gave me a no. 1

Poem Details | by Althea Rose
Categories: funny, giggle, happy, silly, smile, teen, tree,

Jojo Siwa Trees

trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees

Poem Details | by Daver Austin
Categories: funny

Fractured Haiku

Wee old Lady Who
Resides in a tennis shoe
Grandsons live there too


This is a fractured haiku

Poem Details | by Ralph Taylor
Categories: funny,

Wear Your Green

Time to wear your green

      Leprechauns are on the way

            Look for some green beer!

Poem Details | by S.Jagathsimhan Nair
Categories: funny, , cute,

Hai-Ku 1


Hi, cute,
High coo
Hai ,who?

S.Jagathsimhan Nair, 30 mar 17,
for Brian Strand's contest

Poem Details | by David Aaron
Categories: allusion, care, funny, humor, imagery, pain, wife,


When someone says break
A leg is never offered
As the sacrifice

Poem Details | by Paul Callus
Categories: funny,

A Light-Hearted Christmas

late at night
 a shepherd
 woke his wife

 I saw...heard
 angels sing
 in the sky!

 it’s the wine
 she mumbled
 or UFOs!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
In this case UFOs is 2 syllables
Contest by Charles Messina
Placed 2nd
© 18th December 2018

Poem Details | by Valentine Qo
Categories: funny,


Ha ha ha ha ha
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Poem Details | by Skat A
Categories: abuse, animal, bullying, death, funny, humor, imagination, water,


-Bunny Hole- by:SKAT

hidden muddy home
dirty paws, good boy' good boy!
yummy with carrots :)


  -Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PD

Big Brown Burlap Bag
drop Bunnies down By the Bay
Better off -Blue grave


Poem Details | by Mike Hauser
Categories: funny,


I have heard it said
Rugby players eat their dead
Tastes just like chicken

Poem Details | by Carol Sunshine Brown
Categories: children, funny, holiday, uplifting,

Easter Bunny Race

Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face

Poem Details | by Colin Amato
Categories: funny

Three Funny Poems-Haikus (Poems From 7th Grade #6)

1. A gnat under blue
    days will next spin on apples 
    Look! More frogs arrived 

2.  The terrible tree
     Covers my house. That summer 
     I counted wagons 

3.  The frog above red 
     Songs will soon remember you
     Winter dreams with ducks

Poem Details | by Effie Blake
Categories: funny, introspection, life, nature,

Disaster Preparedness

an aphid on a
leaf.  hold on with all your might!
a storm is coming!

Poem Details | by Patricia Sawyer
Categories: animals, funny, holiday, imagination, easter,

Easter Bunny

Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with  Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy

Poem Details | by Ram R. V.
Categories: funny,

On Math

Wouldn’t meddle in Math
For I fear and respect her.
But love her figure!
—	Ram, R. V.

Poem Details | by Sharon Ruebel
Categories: funny


a picnic lunch
pepper moving
on potato salad

Poem Details | by Dan Keir
Categories: allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

Poem Details | by Payne Poet
Categories: adventure, anniversary, caregiving, daughter, family, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, happiness, health, holiday, hope, imagination, life, passion, peace, travel,

Dancing Angels

Angels in heaven
Dancing on a small puddle
Always stay afloat

Poem Details | by Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories: allegory, childhood, family, food, children, funny, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational, nature, seasons, uplifting

Orange You Glad To Be---An Orange---

Contract Delete

Poem Details | by Edward Ebbs
Categories: bird, funny,

I Am Pigeon

beware Picasso 
my home is on great statues
expressing myself

Edward J. Ebbs - 5/16/15

Written for: PICTURE YOURSELF AS A BIRD - Poetry Contest, just for laughs

Poem Details | by Arlene Smith
Categories: funny, drug,

Flower Child

psychedelic drugs
population explosion
making love, not war

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories: character, computer, funny, life, love,

Made a Robot

made a robot
named it after him
programmed it to be compassionate

Poem Details | by Julia Romano
Categories: funny, hate,

You Smell Like a Dirty Vag

I hate you so much
You smell like a dirty vag, 
Day old fish and all

Poem Details | by Tonytocaa Camacho
Categories: funny, goodbye, humor,

Out House Saga

The puffs of air came and went bubbling
                         Happily putting on the exhaust on high
                                       Running like hell to the outhouse saying bye

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories: funny, smile, sweet,

- Haiku X 75 - Pigs -

A life like a pig
Warm bath in my pink teacup
Is full of regret

A-L Andresen :)

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories: funny, people,

Gertrude Stein

not not
do do
Gertrude Stein

Poem Details | by Uwe Stroh
Categories: allusion, confusion, funny,

As You Please

To do as you please
Ask advice
Let them talk

Poem Details | by ... Gigno
Categories: funny,


Powerball jackpot
The odds are very haystack
For just one needle