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Poem Details | by
Skat A |
Categories:
fantasy, funny,
"Sexy Who"
*Summer*
sand, oozing through toes
water down my swimsuit piece
how I love the sun
*Summer*
new sun-rays run my soul
wind swims around my pale skin
sunburn, ouch!
*Dizzy*
strong & Long Lasting
The Viagra moment fades
power by the sun
*Jerk Around*
secret moment
Vixen photos of my youth
rock hard & bigger
~SKAT~
Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
food, funny
It bounced off the truck
And then rolled down the highway
Apple turnover
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How 'bout them apples
When Jonathan McIntosh
Won the spelling bee
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Apple of my eye
Jenny had the sweetest smile
For another guy
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Right down to the core
When that apple crossed the plate
An infield dribble
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Just one little hole
In that shiny red apple
Just one little worm
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Poem Details | by
Warren Doll |
Categories:
animal, funny, rain, weather,
rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies
Poem Details | by
Sneha Rv |
Categories:
child, childhood, children, christian, christmas, funny, mom,
Reindeer wait
by the pane
I see shapes
A present!
Santa thinks
I’m asleep
Smells like mum
lent Santa
her perfume.. ?
Poem Details | by
Justin Worthy |
Categories:
food, funny,
Pepperoni is red, cheese is food
I like pizza
How about you?
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
fantasy, funny,
Blood dripping demon
I can hear scraping under my bed
My heart stops
21.10.2012
A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, seasons
five, seven, five craze
poet’s mind becomes obsessed --
visions of seasons
all four blend as one
melting pot of poetry --
eating more than words
winter puts pounds on
spring has us on a diet --
words spew more slowly
bikini summer
Brad Pitt leaves Jolie for me --
in my wildest dreams
*Written for Poet Destroyer’s “Haiku Crazy” contest
Poem Details | by
Kash Poet |
Categories:
funny, halloween,
on halloween eve
apple bobbing with grandma......
false teeth on apple
smiling carved pumpkin
advertisement of toothpaste......
grandma's false teeth
Poem Details | by
M. Hussain Effendi |
Categories:
food, funny, nature,
Must make haste
Excruciating!
Time for "waste"
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funnyold, old,
For P.D's "Going Haiku Crazy" Contest
How Many?
going to StIves
met folks on that smelly bus
more than I could count
Just Sleep Walking?
Wee Willy Winky
caught outside a boy’s window
in a night garment
Got Wool?
naked in the lane
three bags-full of wool sheared off
baa baa black sheep fleeced
She Didn’t Know What to Do!
Kids’ cries from inside -
outside an old woman’s shoe
child welfare people
Clean Your Plate!
Licking their plates clean
Jack Sprat and wife do their part.
kids starve in China
The Treacherous Hill
pail of spilled water
Jill’s body sprawled over Jack’s
one big bloody mess
What a Ding Dong
good deed for the day
boy scout Tommy Stout by well
scratches on his arm
Not Even a Bone
old Mother Hubbard
Social Security cut
dog needs a new home
Yellow Georgie
victims of Porgie
confront him in the playground
his true color shows
The Original Blonde
Bo peep loses sheep
birth of a new tradition
blonde jokes being told
The Schemer
some spilled curds and whey
spider near a fallen chair
supping happily
Making the Best
Humpty takes a spill
the whole army can’t fix him
omelets for lunch
Baby Catches On
the church and steeple
and now you show me people?
those are just fingers!
They Say He Couldn’t Keep Her!
gossip in the town
pumpkin shell big as a house
where is Peter’s wife?
Bye, Hushed Baby
the sound of wind’s rush
baby’s cries abruptly hushed
broken branch on ground
*I'm choosing this series of haiku for several reasons.
First, it's the only post I made named "Twisted" so it
is an obvious choiceSecond, I do have other poems
I consider a bit twisted, but, I simply cannot
remember the titles of some of these really old poems
to look for them Finally, this series was inspired by
a long ago contest of PD's in which I got the idea
to take nursery rhymes and twist them, and so
I'm reviving this series which can no longer be
viewed by anybody here unless it's in a contest!
Poem Details | by
Bl Devnath |
Categories:
april, funny,
today's April fool
known to all needs to have tool
ooh! advance cheek's smile
Inspired by: JAN ALLISON
Poem Details | by
Althea Rose |
Categories:
funny, giggle, happy, silly, smile, teen, tree,
trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
funny,
a very loud noise
started ringing from my clock—
I fell out of bed
a bumped water glass
rolling across the hard floor—
I slipped on my head
a loud screaming sound
resonated through the house—
my face turned bright red
my husband woke up
hysterically laughing—
I was on the floor
I could not get up
without someone assisting—
ku ku krazy day
I went back to bed
wondering what day it was—
perhaps, tomorrow
Ó April 18, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest: ????.....!!!!!.....Ku Ku Crazy......!!!!!.....????
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Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
animals, funny
A house full of cats
Poor ventilation
Doctor says I have hair balls
How mysterious
Our Tab has far -away eyes
UGHH! It's flatulence
One cat likes to talk
It's the inflection that counts
Feed me, please....................? FEED ME!!!
(meeeww) (MEEOOOWWW!)
Not bothered with mice
Nary a bug in the house
The new 'shredded' style
Fell in the eggnog
Hick hickory....up he run
Dick dickory DOCK! tick tock
Poem Details | by
Bl Devnath |
Categories:
funny, love, valentines day,
old tigers from dens
waiting to come out of sleep
for Valentines kiss
old tigresses fear
emotional utterance
may be played again
Wish you all P.Sfriends Happy Valentines Day, enjoy
For Contest: 101 in a ROW contest -5
Sponsored by: PD