Haiku Poems About Wives | Wife Haiku Poems

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funnyold, old,

Twisted Goose Goes Cuckoo for Haiku

For P.D's "Going Haiku Crazy" Contest

 
How Many?

going to StIves
met folks on that smelly bus
more than I could count

Just Sleep Walking?

Wee Willy Winky
caught outside a boy’s window
in a night garment

Got Wool?

naked in the lane
three bags-full of wool sheared off
baa baa black sheep fleeced

She Didn’t Know What to Do!

Kids’ cries from inside -
outside an old woman’s shoe
child welfare people

Clean Your Plate!

Licking their plates clean
Jack Sprat and wife do their part.
kids starve in China

The Treacherous Hill

pail of spilled water
Jill’s body sprawled over Jack’s
one big bloody mess

What a Ding Dong

good deed for the day
boy scout Tommy Stout by well
scratches on his arm

Not Even a Bone

old Mother Hubbard
Social Security cut
dog needs a new home

Yellow Georgie

victims of Porgie 
confront him in the playground
his true color shows

The Original Blonde

Bo peep loses sheep
birth of a new tradition
blonde jokes being told

The Schemer

some spilled curds and whey
spider near a fallen chair
supping happily

Making the Best

Humpty takes a spill
the whole army can’t fix him
omelets for lunch

Baby Catches On

the church and steeple
and now you show me people?
those are just fingers!

They Say He Couldn’t Keep Her!

gossip in the town
pumpkin shell big as a house 
where is Peter’s wife?

Bye, Hushed Baby

the sound of wind’s rush
baby’s cries abruptly hushed
broken branch on ground

*I'm choosing this series of haiku for several reasons.
First, it's the only post I made named "Twisted" so it
is an obvious choiceSecond, I do have other poems
I consider a bit twisted, but, I simply cannot
remember the titles of some of these really old poems
to look for them Finally, this series was inspired by 
a long ago contest of PD's in which I got the idea
to take nursery rhymes and twist them,  and so 
I'm reviving this series which can no longer be
viewed by anybody here unless it's in a contest!


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: god, grave, water, wedding,

HAIKU 35

1#
Brewed tea
Wife and myself
Nothing between us
2#
He was metamorphosed 
Into a frog
When his wife had left him
3#
I needed
A lonely woman
Thousand years back
4#
She shivered
In yellow sun
Struck by her coyness
5#
God travels
With three suitcases
One for me
6#
I kissed
Her frostiness 
And my lips turned icebergs
7#
The bed
Gets embarrassed
At our nakedness
8#
Her hands
Stopped me
To pick evenings
9#
We two rested
In a cave of Kundalini
Behind the waterfall
10#
The alien woman 
Travelled six moons
To deliver her baby in a burial ground 
11#
An eagle swoops
On a field –mouse
Tables of wedding
12#
The woman kissed me
I felt her hollow ribs
As if in a spring dream
13#
The woman’s hair
Struck by a gale
Made waterfalls
14#
My wife locked
Me one fine evening
In my neighbour’s hole
15#
The rats are away
When mice take in
My wife’s clammy face
16#
The summer rain
In exasperation
Took wings to raid the moon
17#
Lolo my wife
Her green sleek steps
Thundered an innocent fly
18#
In the dead of night
God made two wives
One for me one for my neighbour
19#
My neighbour’s wife
Delivered a child
When I was asleep
20#
The woman said goodbye
And I took a fish for dinner
I mistook it for my wife
21#
My wife is a canvas
Where I paint
My forebodings
22#
A painter’s apprentice
In sheer foolishness
daubed in red my wife’s rear-view
23#
A squirrel saw my wife
And in haste
Lost her guava 
24#
I was caught in neighbour’s bedroom
By my wife last summer
I lost my glasses
25#
A wolf entered the graveyard 
Unannounced
And annoyed my wife
26#
Sarah my wife
Lumbering
Dizzy commuters
27#
Sarah wed me
And in brief forgetfulness
Greeted my neighbour
28#
A tiger ate Sarah my wife
It happened by accident
The tiger knows
29#
Morning bell
Wake up call
I want to sleep
30#
Pola my pet fly
Fouled things up
She ate my wife’s breakfast
31#
My dog Pintu
Hydrophobia
I set him free on my wife’s posterior
32#
Eons ago a butterfly
Gave birth to my wife
Now, a caterpillar 
33#
A hard slap
Stammering 
Hurricane Sarah will win 
34#
You have gathered enough winters 
Woman sighs
Leave one for me
35#
The woman flapped her wings
To clouded mountaintops
Silky as white

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Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: wife,

my wife howls bad news

                                            my wife howls bad news
                                         the sauce curdles in the pan
                                               a cat has nine lives


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: autumn, emotions, fantasy, girl,

EROTIC HAIKU 1- 21

 HAIKU ON LOVE # 1

You leave me after we make love
Moonbeam falls 
A poet shares my sorrow


HAIKU ON LOVE # 2
She coils him
Desolate
Autumn waits

HAIKU ON LOVE # 3
A love bruise
Wicked parrot
Season of rain

HAIKU ON LOVE# 4

His words were diamonds
Wizard of love phrases 
He stole my garments

HAIKU ON LOVE # 5

She offered her warm breasts
To her lover in winter night
Icy wind roared 

HAIKU ON LOVE # 6

Two leaves are tangled
The tree meditates
He does not know our raptures

HAIKU ON LOVE # 7

Words are lost
Glances weak
Glaciered infinity

HAIKU ON LOVE # 8

My neighbour’s wife
Pulls me
To a sobbing counter



HAIKU ON LOVE # 9

Sighs heavy, hidden moon
Moans, pleasures of the night  
Cruel kisses bleed 

HAIKU ON LOVE # 10

She fell on my chest
Stunned 
By the dart of love


HAIKU ON LOVE # 11

Hold on some more and hold on
Until the fire is put out
And he would close his eyes


HAIKU ON LOVE # 12

I would wager
He would leave soon
With a trail of cinnabar

HAIKU ON LOVE # 13

He was a noodle
As her eyes were nearly shut
And bottom of the sea sloshed

HAIKU ON LOVE # 14

I had to hold her like a python
Brute yes I am, I couldn’t lose time
To be ambivalent

HAIKU ON LOVE # 15

His tired legs staggered
He fell again on her bosom
God is so ungracious

HAIKU ON LOVE # 16

Incredible cavern
Big black cat walks on curling passages
In search of snail trail




HAIKU ON LOVE # 17

Last night’s sleep
Washed out 
My lover’s petting 

HAIKU ON LOVE # 18

My husband’s ancient kiss
Fades away
Like charming baubles

HAIKU ON LOVE # 19

A young man hid behind his shadow
At the edge of the river
My bath aroma seeped through his skull

HAIKU ON LOVE # 20

My wife was parabolic
She could not make love
Before her voyage to comet

HAIKU ON LOVE # 21

I can go down her slit
If the river gets more time
To watch my owl


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Poem Details | by Briana Lynn Minard-Adler |
Categories: art, me, me,

I Hate Bullies

Sometimes I wonder why people gotta be
so cruel, then I say oh, yeah because they
have no life, and they make themselves
feel better by bullying othersI frikin hate
it! I wished they knew how it felt pickin' 
on someone they didn't even know, maybe
someone should pick on them; when they don't 
even know themIt makes me sick looking 
at their facesThe main bully would be 
my exHe Knows who he is, he tries so hard
to make me look dumb, and make me physically
break down, what he don't know is my
Hubby has made me stronger & better than that.
So he can try, but it won't work.
I LOVE YOU DUSTIN JAMES PALMER!!!!
Always~N~Forever,
Briana Lynn Palmer
01-25-12
~Dustin's Wife Forever~N~ Always


Poem Details | by LINDA JACKSON |
Categories: nature,

Farming



         collie scoures mountain
         for  missing sheep in blizzard-
         farmer's wife makes tea


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: poems,

WORLD OF HAIKU

SPIDER

Eight furry legs
Approaching black blob
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeech


COCKROACH

Periplaneta americana 
Out of planet, preys on women's tuxedo
Blob of fat, smell, monster


JULIA'S HAIR

Chameleon
Gunslinger, sniper
Death,myriologue


O SPACE

A junkyard
Sepulcher of machines
Requiem

CROW

Squawk 
Squawk
Gasconade 


LIZARD

A baby lizard
Drops on my hand
Check in


TELEPHONE BILL

Krinngggggggggggggg
Krinngggggggggggggg
Pay your bill today before 12 noon.


TOOTHPASTE

Ramp up, folks
Security with a squeeze
A point of no return


FIONA, YOUR HUSBAND

Critter in your bed
Pesky
No orgasm


SANDWICH SAUCE

Dijon mustard,light mayonnaise 
Finely  ground black pepper, ketchup
finely grated love- red as fire


CATCHING THE PUTI FISH

Bait on a hook
Plop, 0.001 second
Catch

Puti: a small fish found in shallow water
I have caught many Puti fishes in my childhood
and eaten whole deep-fried.


MY SIS CAROLYN

Eyes, a nest
Birdies singing
In hair golden moon


READING LAMP

Turn on
Turn off
000000


MY CELLPHONE IS NOT LOYAL

My cellphone is not loyal
It barks at me
And bites when my wife takes over


MY WIFE

Always busy
To save me from the city nymphs
Does not know I have kept one in my wallet

EGG NOODLES

Sun
In trellises
As cacophonous as a hen yard


DOCTOR X

Emphysema?
Blow your air out
I am not a balloon


THE PRETTY NURSE PREETI

Doctor Hale
How do I look ?
Prestocaullocystectomically good


ORANGE BABY

She is the smallest
No pips, wafer thin apparel
Naked in my mouth, sweetest


XYZ

I am scared of 
These three sisters
I don't know their whereabouts


WENDY AND BRAHMS
Wendy and Brahms
They could be twins
But socio-genetic wardrobe-dysfunction

GLURCKOS
Concentrate on this word
Concentrate concentrate
Anything? You need Marcos


POETRY
My mother
My soul my beloved
My daughter my son friends poetrysoupers



KITCHEN
My wife's territory
A tigress' den
They'll get bones on platter if I enter


SHE STARTS TO SLEEP ON MY BOSOM

Rhythm of her breathing
A dying fall
sleep


SAY CHEESE
I don't like cheese
They are like bubblegum
Friends, I wink at the camera

DOUBLE ENTENDRE
Geodesic domes
Under Phoebes and Demos
The spear of God Mars


NIGHT
Black canvas
Georges Seurat
Stars


MILK
White concavity
Food for Gods
We give birth, tits erect,mom



LISA
She dropped a pen
I lifted the pen
She lifted fire


MONA LISA
La Gioconda 
Did you love anybody?
Dis you smile?

POWER CUTS
A  jolt of laughter
A jolt of electricity
We are baboons


© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY 


Poem Details | by Ravi Sathasivam |
Categories: philosophy,

My own proverb

My own proverb.....


'If husband does his duty towards his wife, his wife will make their family proud, if father does his duty towards his children, his children's future will flourish, if a leader does his duty towards his country, his countrymen will reap the benefit' Ravi Sathasivam / Sri Lanka All rights are reserved @ 2105


Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: love,

Togetherness

at the library
the wife and I hanging out
always together


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: encouraging,

Deer Hiaku

My wife Jill was just commenting on how 
she saw some deer when she came home 
from choir practice WednesdayThey were 
about 30 feet away from a pondShe has 
seen then several times but never actually
at the pond drinking waterHere is my Horn
Haiku I wrote in reference to this.

Will wave magic wand;
Deer will appear at the pond
Into dark will run.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Adam Hapworth |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, wife,

Forever Beautiful

Ascent completed
Beautiful views together
Forever in sight


*** atop the mountain the only thing more beautiful was being beside my wife :)


Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: sleep,

Sleep of Destruction

I'm snoring too much
its keeping my wife awake
my snoring must stop


Poem Details | by Leon Enriquez |
Categories: change,

WIND DRIFT




Saturday flings
Sensorial pleasures;
Refreshing rain

~~~~~~~~~


A gift of somnolence
Moments on a breeze;
Drowsy airy feel

~~~~~~~~~


Beyond these silk curtains
An uncertain world;
Looking not seeing

~~~~~~~~~


Daughter's simple hair braids
Charming sight to see;
Wavy murmurings

~~~~~~~~~


Stroll by this old shop
Ancient owner smiles;
Dialect greeting nods

~~~~~~~~~


Faces in a crowd
Too many to remember;
Abrupt perfume swirls

~~~~~~~~~


Such sweet charming eyes
So mesmerising;
Lover styles smiles

~~~~~~~~~


Conscious awareness comes
To sleepy interlude;
Nightfall paints dark

~~~~~~~~~


Dragonflies chase morning
Across the muddy pond;
Lotus blossoms

~~~~~~~~~


Green frog floating
Twin eyes stare;
Set sight straight

~~~~~~~~~


Common fare for each
Feasting on simple;
Happy smiles at me

~~~~~~~~~


Stray wind drift
Soft chill on my skin;
Autumn exposure

~~~~~~~~~


Laughter now enroute
Wit plays with fun;
Happy faces here

~~~~~~~~~


Cosmetic surgery
A new facial expression;
Defer timely ageing

~~~~~~~~~


Electronic ink stains
Words emerge the same;
Rhyme clusters

~~~~~~~~~


Death comes too late
Life in weary strides;
Death before dying

~~~~~~~~~


Evil plots to live
The good die young;
For wrong reasons

~~~~~~~~~


This old tree speaks
Ancient language unknown;
Talks to the wind

~~~~~~~~~


I sit and wait for words
To fling and hurl and shout;
Poetry sums

~~~~~~~~~


By that Chinatown street
An old scholar's garden;
Bamboo moongate

~~~~~~~~~


Chinese calligraphy
Cryptic beauty adorns;
Profound symbols

~~~~~~~~~


Fast food menu
For Me n U;
Upsize perhaps

~~~~~~~~~


She murmurs in deep sleep
My darling wife dreams;
Charm watches

~~~~~~~~~


Starry constellations
Quiet conversations;
Absent words preside

~~~~~~~~~




Leon Enriquez
20 September 2014
Singapore


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: funny love,

Puck stole my thunder

                                               Puck stole my thunder 
                                             he kissed my wife Anabel
                                                   ere I killed a cat


Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: love, pain, wife,

Powerless

worse feeling ever
my wife is in so much pain
nothing I can do


Poem Details | by Manmath Dalei |
Categories: family,

MY FAMILY

In the sky of  life
Grandparents are midnight stars
Sacred rays they slant.

Staying in my heart
My parents, my living God
Blessing ever nice 

It is a big tree
Children, the heavenly fruit
Leaned branches for Thee.

My earth is pretty 
Lovely wife flows like river
My dreams are like sea.

It is like garland
Tied  hearts with single thread
Team work, god prefer.
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Written on 05/05/2016
For contest sponsored by Marvin Celestial.




Poem Details | by Leon Enriquez |
Categories: beauty, , cute,

PROFOUND



Morning oozes
Sunbeams linger;
Hurl of new day

~~~~~~~~~


Dawn brightly hurls
Sparkle and fest;
Sleepy eyes glimpse

~~~~~~~~~


Neighbour walks
Cute barking dog;
Morning commotion

~~~~~~~~~


Sun streams slant
Bright beams burst;
Touch tasty twinkle

~~~~~~~~~


My wife signals
Birdsong on ledge;
Lovely serenade

~~~~~~~~~


Joy attends
Window soloist;
Black bird concerto

~~~~~~~~~


Early rising
Wake-up call alarm;
Morning agenda

~~~~~~~~~


Words in slow murmurs
Seeding new voice;
Verse transcripts ooze

~~~~~~~~~


Fenugreek brew
Honeyed black cumin;
Espresso plus lemony brief

~~~~~~~~~


Sparkling colours
Gaze of morn;
Tai-Chi dancers swirl

~~~~~~~~~


Time waltzes fast
Watch the sun beams; 
Another year dawns

~~~~~~~~~




Leon Enriquez
23 February 2016
Singapore


Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: people

HOMELESS

HOMELESS

oh those hopeless eyes
i hear he sleeps in a box
“whirlpool” is the name

at the soup kitchen
he gums a bowl of hot soup
with many others

to him i’m thankful
he has shown the other side
i kiss my wife     kids




Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: fantasy, funny, loss, nature

North Pole Divorce Club

Snow everywhere
once joined, now melting apart
causing much distress.

Santa got divorced and also got fixed
too many little Santa's running around because of his tricks
  Santa liked the women.
  Too many little guys were swimmin'  ;)
Now we all know how Santa got his kicks!

Santa slept around and ate too much grubb
His wife finding out made him join the North Pole Divorce Club!


*For PD's Divorce Club contest.


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: love

my wife the cougar

my wife the cougar
Sue was forty when we met
I was twenty three



By Jack Horne for Dr Ram’s Cougar Effect contest


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: humor,

haiku humor





                                              a village watchman
                                       loses wife in neighbor's house
                                            a good night watchman


Poem Details | by Leon Enriquez |
Categories: beauty,

BAMBOO VEIL



Church wedding
Happy bride and groom;
A brand new lease

~~~~~~~~~


My wife cooks
Brilliant gourmet meals;
Gratitude eats well

~~~~~~~~~


Seek the unknown
Wait then seeker;
Airy hints come

~~~~~~~~~


Lost in the crowd
I find myself;
Lonely again

~~~~~~~~~


Joy and sorrow
Coins with two sides;
Paradox of one

~~~~~~~~~


Tao moment here
Harmony seeps;
Sand through fingers

~~~~~~~~~


Write a few words
Sing your song;
Style knows wit


~~~~~~~~~


Old photographs
Family album;
Brown sepia ghosts

~~~~~~~~~


Spring time hues
Cherry blossoms dance;
Witty breeze tickles

~~~~~~~~~




Leon Enriquez
05 March 2015
Singapore


Poem Details | by Briana Lynn Minard-Adler |
Categories: husband, love,

I Don't Have A Title For This One

I get marked by so many people I get scars, and battle wounds,
I get betrayed by everyone, everyone but you,
I got chosen to be your lover, lover for life, and your wife I will stay,
I am untamed , and I hope you can tame me,
I get hunted by those who hate me, but it's me they never find,
I get tempted to just run away to your house, and I don't because it would cause problems.
I got awakened by you my love, and it's you that's mine truly,
I am destined to be with you forever, and forever we will stay
BABY I LOVE YOU!
Dedicated To: My Wonderful Husband Dustin James Palmer
Always~N~Forever,
Briana Lynn Palmer
12-5-11
Age:15almost16 Yeah Boii
~Dustin's Faithful and true Wife~
~Dusty N Bri Breezy!~


Poem Details | by Leon Enriquez |
Categories: dance,

PORTRAITS


Dawn hurls
Magic aura;
Song birds sing

~~~~~~~~~


Cheery sunrise
Poetry of light;
Ceremonious new day

~~~~~~~~~


Awakening
Dreamy lines linger;
Unremembered glimpses

~~~~~~~~~


Brisk walk seeking
Wet market food supplies;
Fresh vegetables greet

~~~~~~~~~


Busy food court
Crowded queues;
Hunger strikes a pose

~~~~~~~~~


Early morning queue
Banking transactions;
Money on the move

~~~~~~~~~


Friendly fruit vendor
Skins three pineapples;
Durians? Very nice!

~~~~~~~~~


Night market stalls
All sorts of stuff;
Even used books for sale

~~~~~~~~~


My wife cooks
Family meal happiness;
Home-styled 3-Michelin Stars!

~~~~~~~~~


Our Prime Minister
Gives a hearty Rally Speech;
Beaming smiles like poetry

~~~~~~~~~


Bay front shoppes
Luxury goods sparkle;
Nice can be a vice

~~~~~~~~~


Too little too late
Now gone with the wind;
Regrets accumulate

~~~~~~~~~


Listen now
Your heart speaks;
Stormy revelations

~~~~~~~~~


Images flash
Ideas and insights;
Picture portraits swirl

~~~~~~~~~


Late to bed
Early to rise;
Prize of the wise!

~~~~~~~~~


Morning rain
Wind chanting secrets;
Nondescript verbiage 

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Hibiscus flowers
Pink, red, yellow, orange;
Spectrums of hot weather

~~~~~~~~~


Plumeria ventures
Blooming in the sun;
August transfiguration

~~~~~~~~~


Stash of cash
Money for a rainy day;
Smile on my face

~~~~~~~~~


Words stream surge
Seeking a nuance;
Fragments and moments

~~~~~~~~~


So much to do
So little time;
Let's enjoy the breeze

~~~~~~~~~


Bus-stop heat wave
Pouring sweat ooze;
Humid and hot afternoon

~~~~~~~~~


Oriental beauty
Pretty and sexy;
Beer hostess serving

~~~~~~~~~


Electrons busy
Word craft attends;
Wet rain on concrete

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Leon Enriquez
20 August 2014
Singapore


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

Home made lentil soup



                                         Home made  lentil soup
                                                   My wife has i-u-problem
                                         She added bitter


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

E Pluribis and Unum Hiaku

E Pluribis and Unum Haiku

Pluribus Unum
Did look lost without the E
So what should we do?

Henry Mancini
Drove a long Lamborghini
Both made sweet music.

Did you see docile?
Guy who was an apostle
Sleeping on the job.

Let the bed bugs bite
And will stay up through the night
Trying to get tight.

Oh dear and oh no
Gifts were lost in Atlanta
And found by Santa.

Why all of the gloom
Poetry Soup I presume
Around likes to loom.

I was explicit
When response is illicit
You should never send.

He had history
Of opposing you and me
We started to see.

He had an angle
And him wanted to strangle
And also mangle.

My constitution
Were going against again
So I took a spin.

Make mine Poem of Day
You should read in Runaway
Beach in Oregon.

What is disturbing
Drinking we should be curbing
Do it anyway.

Bright backset driver
Surely will be survivor
Keeping big mouth shut.

A proposition
In poor lighted condition
Sure is hard to see.

Was quite whimsical
When glass was finally full
Did have fighting duel.

He who buys last beer
Should be sure to have much fear
Bringing my wife here.

If it had not been
For likes of those we call Ben
Was Kit a Carson?

No there is one to think about

Paris we have gone
So we may end up plastered
Like we did last year.

In Washington oh no
We watched people who will grow
Tons I told you so.

A haiku have heard
Was like wings of a big bird
Big commotion stirred.

Was a big battle
Loaded a bunch of cattle
Or would skedaddle

Really was Rogers
Part of band of old cadgers
Named Will who we love




Were going against again


Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: animals,

BLUE JAYS

BLUE JAYS

beautiful thief
this darting flash of bright blue
ah     but there are two

strangers in the crowd
wonder where their nests are?
trees in early bloom

maybe just one nest
husband    wife in wedded bliss
cries from a tree top

bird for all seasons
a blue streak against the snow
hear the angry squirrels


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: father, fathers day,

For Each Father of Those On Poetry Soup

For Fathers of Those On Poetry Soup Horn Tri-Haiku

What we should do
Is must give to charity
All prosperity.

If living or dead
For all fathers on their day
Our each prayer say.

Make father's happy
By letting them have their way
You certainly may.

Especially for my  and wife Jill's
deceased fathers and Andrea's
Father and HusbandJim Horn


Poem Details | by HGarvey Daniel Esquire |
Categories: history, light, light,

The Maine Lighthouse

The White Cliffs of Maine
The Sequin Island Lighthouse
Haunting Spirits, walk

The sound of, Piano
OVER and Over Again
Lighthouse lights the Night

Inspired by the Contest : " In the Light of Haiku "
Sponsored by " Russell Sivey "

By HGarvey Daniel Esquire

Author's Note " The Sequin Lighthouse " is said to be Haunted
The Light Keeper Killed his wife because she played the same song OVER and Over
on The Piano He Bought her to please Her


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: encouraging,

Church Vestry Meeting Horn Haiku

Church Vestry Meeting Horn Haiku

I am the vestry member in charge
of the church exterior and landscaping.
They requested a presentation from
each vestry memberThis is mine so
I can print it out and also emailIt
does not rhyme, is in 5-7-5 format
and has no punctuation.

should see piece of trash (5)
be sure that you pick it up (7)
And not a woman (5)

be nice and not mean
try and keep your nice church clean
such a pretty scene

our church should be safe
sane secure free from all harm
hear (or here) a great sermon

take your wife to church
wonderful choir member
who has a great voice

bring prayer book home
you can read gospel again
as a reminder none


then you should next month
if vestry member do meet
try to stay awake

Now for my background check
not necessarily for a weapon.

I used to work at local Home Depot
in the garden sectionA previous
vestry member worked down the
street from meHe was leaving
StJames and needed a replacement.
YepYou guessed itHere I am
none other than James Thesarious
Hilarious HornI have already
provided everyone with pictures
of the church and a mapThis
all sounds perfectly clear to me.

Lastly, I am a poet and now number
12 out of over 30,000 poetsIf you
don't believe me go to 
www.poetrysoup.com
and check me out.






Poem Details | by Marty Owens |
Categories: food, nature

Pallet Delight Packed in Vinegar

Wrote this because my wife and I both love dill pickles and eat one before bedtime most 
every night.

Haiku:

Cucumber on vine,
Pack them, process them, spice them
Birth of a pickle.

Here's another version that I like also Second line was suggested to me by Tim Ryerson so 
thank you Tim:

Cucumber on vine,
Plucked and peeled, sliced up and dilled...
Birth of a pickle.

Free Verse: 

Cucumber patiently growing on vine
Plucked, processed with Mother Nature's abundant spices.
Viola, birth of a dill pickle, Heaven!


Poem Details | by phillips nathaniel |
Categories: addiction,

THE ALCOHOLIC

THE ALCOHOLIC
His heart is a bottle,
His desires are too brittle,
his achievements are scuttle,
Because his savings are little
He owes depths he cannot settle,
He beat his wife in a drunk battle,
Now he is single,
Failure is his tittle.
The alcoholic


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Have You Ever Had Horn Haiku

Horn Combined Not Maligned Haiku

Cat is not a pain
Over house has a free rein
Which is domain.

I did discover,
To interrupt is corrupt;
Always done abrupt.

Is agitator
Also manipulator;
Even a traitor.

Between is schism;
Nationalist populism;
Read in catechism.

Was on Morning show this
morning but kind of re-written
by me.

Liked living at lodge;
Message having a collage;
Painful things did dodge.

Must go to college
So I can obtain knowledge;
Apparently, Trump forgot to do.

My clothes are involved;
Seasonal strictly revolved;
My problem was solved.

Have you ever had
A wife who keeps complaining; 
Your will wear same clothes.
(This secret thought I should
expose.)

To me did occur,
Putrid pot again Trump did stir;
From smell knew for sure.

Must eat much gluten
So I can absorb Puten;
For him not rooting.

For Trump was a way
So that he could compensate
For lack of knowledge.

This is what our UN representative
from South Carolina is doing being 
she now has governing control of
that positionOnce a governor
always a governor for sure.

When Trump fell upon,
A ton of fun had been done;
What he said did stun.

On women would put paw;
Then such a strange site we saw;
Trump kissing Lady Gaga.

Trump kissed an old hag
While head was stuck in a bag
And also a fag.

If neonatal
Trump's kissing can be fatal
When done in a cradle.

Trump's kiss did cause death
With big lips and bad breath
And might be on meth.

Saw Trump bare to bone
Some things made from silicon;
Did see from a drone.

Trump does things ditsy
With a brain itsy bitsy
And does dress glitzy.

Way things were ending
Too much deficit spending;
To poor house us is sending.

In heaven is where
God will never see Trump there;
Sinned and would not share.

Trump lacks self-reliance;
Loves keeping us in suspense;
With him wanting compliance.

Do you think that this
Is anything you may miss
Dump Trump from an abyss.

Appeared a proposal
That reveals an exposal;
Side effect was nasal.

Trump's runny nose appears
to be due to the side effect of
his medication he takes to try
and revitalize his hairHe really
does need it for all of him.

Up ego build and pump
When preserving hair of Trump
Announcers should not dump.

Especially if they are the ones who
have been awarded Pulitzer Prizes

Trump is brash and bold
So selfish; others does scold;
By him tall tales told.

Is hysterical
And we know Trump can be cruel;
Playing with a loose tool.

A moron maniac;
Common sense is sure to lack;
Brains are not intact.

Trump is exploding;

And orange hair is corroding
While in White House soaking.

Gray hair Trump has tinge
Will not face and he does cringe
At freedom marching binge.

Trump has natural knack,
Saying lies with a wise crack;
A full deck does lack.

Trump and all his kin
Were not bright or ever been
Living a life of sin.

I enjoy watching MSNBCYou
people (A lot more than just 
guys) make me realize how
significant a bruise from the
news can be.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Vibrant Retired Veteran and Poet


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: encouraging,

Whined and Whined

Whined and Whined

My wife whined and whined;
Hope we will come from behind;
So the Seahawks did.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: loneliness, love,

Place in Paris

Place in Paris

Place in Paris
Was meant to scare all of us
God forbid it did.

Was found in his heart
Love for her but now apart
So sad from the start.

What can there be done?
Realize God is Holy one
Place our sins upon.

Father who is pure
He all my sins can endure
Always know for sure.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Written after hearing a husband who had
lost his wife at the tragic theaterHe is 
now left with an 18 month old child to
raise all by himselfJim Horn


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: wife,

My Wife Went To NY

my wife went to NY
      left a fat beetle for me
                    a fish for our dog


Poem Details | by Joshua Adam |
Categories: love

Man's Only Best Friend

Here for the full ride
life's ups and downs, by my side
my wife to take pride


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

My wife Hale

                               My wife Hale
                                         A hailstorm
                                               “Hail Caesar”


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: wife, woman,

HOW A MAN DEFINED A WOMAN

                                                Wife man
                                                    Womb man
                                                          Woman


Poem Details | by Leon Enriquez |
Categories: blessing,

JIGSAW PUZZLES 2



Just for a while
Wear a foolish smile;
Why? 

~~~~~~~~~


Words on a page
Now tells on you;
Silly poet

~~~~~~~~~


Cryptic ideas veil
Disrupt the easy;
Confront conflict

~~~~~~~~~


Memory goes back
Loiters on old borders;
Ancient artifacts

~~~~~~~~~


Sad news really
Death at doorstep;
Pit stop grief

~~~~~~~~~


Evening wind chokes
Hazy air smoky;
Faraway peat fires

~~~~~~~~~


Touch of morning
Miniature dog walking;
Owner on a leash

~~~~~~~~~


By this park bench
Old memories float;
Sunburst exfoliation

~~~~~~~~~


Young couple styles
Love in slow motion;
Love birds winging

~~~~~~~~~


Old man limping
Old wife aiding;
Ancient love affair

~~~~~~~~~




Leon Enriquez
16 October 2014
Singapore


Poem Details | by BIKRAM SINGH |
Categories: love,

Haiku

Careful husband/cheerful wife     
great understanding/happy life


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: wife,

haiku wife evening





                                 wife at river bank
                                     boatman plays flute rustle plop
                                               husband waits evening


Poem Details | by Felicia Jarvis |
Categories: age, husband, life, love,

The hazy moon

The hazy moon (In moments of glory)

You took my hand walking in the darkness together, 
And I saw Your tears shone 
When the hazy moon appeared from the clouds



Short Version

The hazy moon
shines tears of
a strong man




There is a husband who always loves and supports his wifeHe seems strong, but his wife sees his tears when the hazy moon appears among the clouds.


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: wife,

haiku today wife

my wife Sue lays eggs
one gold one silver one bronze
the last one for me















Copyright (C) rajat kanti chakrabarty


Poem Details | by Tom Cunningham |
Categories: love,

haiku gold

one of lifes treasures
love for a husband or wife 
more precious than gold


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: wife,

I MET MY WIFE SUE

                               i met my wife Sue
                                      under a tree of knowledge
                                                 she dropped her figleaf


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory,

What Should Wife Suggest

What should wife suggest
Which would be better then best;
Put my mind at rest.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Horn Scratch Trump Off My List Combined Haiku

Scratch Trump Off My List

Trump's home has become
A catacomb, while on his
Head wears an orange dome.

Trump thinks that he is
Such a sweet thing, and to tears
All of us does bring.

Difficult to deal
With and all of his appeal
Not really for real.

Trump was born with low
Intelligence level and
By wife was told so.

Over himself he
Cannot get and then also 
For neither can we.

In newspaper read
Would you believe found world dead
By Trump were all bled.

While in a brothel
Did decide to write a novel
"Around me world revolves."

Trump will never miss
Has always been humorless
Scratch him off my list.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet





Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy, angst,

Lives Had Been Jaded Horn Haiku

Lives Had Been Jaded Horn Haiku

Was not highly related
Went to sleep while sedated
And was elated.

Me and my wife had mated
Wanted things procreated
And not ill-fated.

We both then contemplated
Also anticipated
After we dated.

Our love was decimated
As well as desecrated
Never had waited.

We like our cheese best grated
Toilet seat titillated
When constipated.

From bad deal we then skated
After living lives jaded
We were berated.

How is this for an ending.
Maybe you can do better.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Another 7-7-5 Horn Haiku


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy, blessing, happiness,

Three Times Three Horn Haiku

Three Times Three Horn Haiku

My perfect poems rhyme
Always best all of the time
And still so sublime.

Each poem is my best
Better than all of the rest
By God were all blest.

Love wife and still do
Only one I ever knew
Who makes dreams come true.

Not only is this 5-7-5, it also
ends in words that rhyme with
other lineLast part of Horn
Haiku has five words that
rhymeJim Horn

August 27th was our 50th
Anniversary.



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