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Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 12th grade, family, father daughter, humor, humorous, mother daughter, relationship,

My Princess

When I grow up, will I still be princess?

Of course, says glowing daddy. 
 
A roll of the queen’s eyes.


Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, political, sad, satire, social, sorrow, spiritual, success, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary, war, write,

The Internet: Rtrn

A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: chocolate, holiday, humorous, religion, valentines day,

Valentine

Valentinius--
Not much is known about him,
But all girls love him.

Saint Valentine's Feast,
On February fourteenth:
Mostly chocolates!

It would make more sense
To honor Aphrodite...
So then, why don't we?!

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous,

CHERRY RIPE - DEFINITELY NOT FOR CONTEST

I popped my cherry innocence... a thing of the past Inspired by Andrea's contest 6th August 2015

Poem Details | by Christine Lehman |
Categories: humor, humorous, morning,

Good to the Last Drop

Morning coffee burns
when it hits my sleepy lips
boy, it sure tastes good!

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humorous, irony, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, voice,

a melody on parchment

Feelings on paper
A melody on parchment
easy poetry

your heartfelt humor
delighting unknown strangers
while you ignore him

pouring out your soul
into a painting or poem
husband catches up


Poem Details | by Mike Martin |
Categories: hilarious, humor, humorous, spanish,

San Antonio

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Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: III

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: humor, humorous, nature,

The Owl Family

You're on my doorstep
You want a family pic?
Got any mice—rats?

Poem Details | by ... Gigno |
Categories: humorous,

Valentine Delight

Part 1.

Valentine delight!
I know it's just a first date...
I should spend a night.

I see what you want!
Although we recently met...
Let's live for tonight.

How tempting of you!
But what's a couple more days...
What if it's not right?

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: humorous,

Black Bart

Black Bart the PO8
Robbed Wells Fargo in Cal state
His lifestyle—his fate

Claimed his poetry
Not his robbery should have
Jailed him…snobbery

Poem Details | by Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories: allusion, humorous, inspirational, life,

Life Is A Cricket Match

Life is a cricket match 
If you don't do bat in time 
You may be out by catch.

Poem Details | by ... Gigno |
Categories: humorous, life,

Ecovictim

Digital blackout
Another ecovictim
Saved by library

(Ecovictim refers to anyone impacted by any economy as of late. More specifically, me when I had to budget without Internet service and relied on the public library.)

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: angst, computer-internet, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational, peace, people,

The Internet

Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: humor, humorous, imagery,

fresh air

Much - too 
much fresh air -
too early - my mind 
slouches toward sleep - tea time

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: education, humor, humorous, introspection,

KILLER

KILLER
You are a killer-
Vegetarian or not-
You eat - smash insects

Poem Details | by Rick Zablocki |
Categories: easter, humorous,

Clue

Shattered eggs
Fluffy corpse
Tooth Fairy in custody

March 10, 2013

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: humor, humorous,

Words

Alliteration
Abomination?—no,but
Fascination—words


Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: celebrity, creation, humor, humorous, poets,

Milton

Behemoth, biggest
born of earth upheaved—vastness. 
—Milton (I stole it) 

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: humorous,

brand spanking new


brand spanking
new; the unused page
below

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: child, funny, humorous, prayer, religious, science, science fiction, space,

Aliens at Your Bedroom Window

Don’t worry now child
There's no god, so worship space
You are not alone.

Poem Details | by Robert Candler |
Categories: addiction, angst, blue, green, humorous, longing, memory,

Stoner's Lament

All those wee pot flakes
So carelessly whisked away...
Could use a joint now.

Poem Details | by Ralph Sergi |
Categories: humorous, satire,

Chaste

There has ne'er been no one
as chaste as you been yet
You are always chased!

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: fun, humor, humorous, poetry,

Erato

Erato left me
Alone—why did she go—where?
Too many poets

Poem Details | by Tonytocaa Camacho |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Harry koo loo

                        Call me 1 Eyed Harry koo loo

                                                     From shy town,kalamazoo

                       No ham and egger here

                                                     Just a local yokel yessiree

         
 

Poem Details | by Emile Pinet |
Categories: humor, humorous,

Picture Perfect II-

The Dorset Naga world's hottest chilli pepper a contorted face

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: angst, caregiving, christmas, confusion, funny, humorous, life,

Christmas

A Christmas wish list
A quick glimpse into my life
Not much going on

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: art, beauty, confusion, dream, education, funny, hope, humorous, imagination, metaphor, music, on work and working, on writing and words, passion, people, song, song-thank you, work, write,

All About the Music: The Infinite Magic of Lyricism

Pop may be catchy
But not lyrically deep
Case in point: Chris Brown.


(N.B. Poem written after hearing "Don't Wake Me Up")

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: angst, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational, life, loss, success,

My Phone

Oh old mobile phone
Thanks for fixing my toilet
Now scared to touch you

Poem Details | by Reynaldo Mast |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, creation, drink, fruit, humor, humorous, wine,

Grape Wine Drink

Glittering Purple 
So pretty it is so sweet
Fruit of history

Glittering Purple
So pretty it is so sweet
Taste of memory

Glittering Purple
So pretty it is so sweet
Drink from grape it wines

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: adventure, funny, home, humorous, seasons, spoken word, winter,

A good winter's cleaning

What are Cabinites                                                                                                          all things you find when cleaning                                                                                      cabinet dwellers

Poem Details | by Timothy Hicks |
Categories: humorous, mystery, nature, summer, wind,

Haiku 41

sporadic chimes -
an invisible man
knocks at my door

Poem Details | by David Aaron |
Categories: appreciation, feelings, humor, humorous, imagery, imagination, simile,

Fifty four

I remember you
Say casts feel like huge cream puffs
devouring your leg

Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Gross Joke

Bugger nose

Finger goes

Roll roll roll












Poem written as a Ellip ( form of Haiku) for Ellip Contest.