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When I grow up, will I still be princess?

Of course, says glowing daddy. 
 
A roll of the queen’s eyes.

A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!

Valentinius--
Not much is known about him,
But all girls love him.

Saint Valentine's Feast,
On February fourteenth:
Mostly chocolates!

It would make more sense
To honor Aphrodite...
So then, why don't we?!

I popped my cherry
innocence...
a thing of the past

Inspired by Andrea's contest
6th August 2015

Feelings on paper
A melody on parchment
easy poetry

your heartfelt humor
delighting unknown strangers
while you ignore him

pouring out your soul
into a painting or poem
husband catches up

         From time to time aye
         Heavy glaciers crush us so
         Refining our souls


         
         February 1, 2020
         5am PST
         English Haiku

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?

adios gringo
buenos dias muchacho
hastsa la vista

si signorita
gracia para sombrero
signore lo perdí

a rio grandé
cruzar sierra madré
voy a san miguel

san hosé, san juan
pedir san antonio
decir por favor

Enjoy the music here.
http://mike-martin.net/Intervention

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

Life is a cricket match 
If you don't do bat in time 
You may be out by catch.

brand spanking
new; the unused page
below

You're on my doorstep
You want a family pic?
Got any mice—rats?

Black Bart the PO8
Robbed Wells Fargo in Cal state
His lifestyle—his fate

Claimed his poetry
Not his robbery should have
Jailed him…snobbery

Part 1.

Valentine delight!
I know it's just a first date...
I should spend a night.

I see what you want!
Although we recently met...
Let's live for tonight.

How tempting of you!
But what's a couple more days...
What if it's not right?

Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?

Chaste

There has never been no one 
As chaste as you have been yet
You are always chased!

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Behemoth, biggest
born of earth upheaved—vastness. 
—Milton (I stole it)

harvests all grass
growing in every head, beard
boils it for soup

Don’t worry now child
There's no god, so worship space
You are not alone.

Digital blackout
Another ecovictim
Saved by library

(Ecovictim refers to anyone impacted by any economy as of late. More specifically, me when I had to budget without Internet service and relied on the public library.)

KILLER
You are a killer-
Vegetarian or not-
You eat - smash insects

The Dorset Naga

world's hottest chilli pepper

a contorted face

Behind the curtains
A good friend creates balance
Innocent acting







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Much - too 
much fresh air -
too early - my mind 
slouches toward sleep - tea time

Sneezing,
Cupid lost sight
Of the skyrose! Ha! Ha!

Erato left me
Alone—why did she go—where?
Too many poets

All those wee pot flakes
So carelessly whisked away...
Could use a joint now.

What are Cabinites                                                                                                          all things you find when cleaning                                                                                      cabinet dwellers

A Christmas wish list
A quick glimpse into my life
Not much going on

Oh old mobile phone
Thanks for fixing my toilet
Now scared to touch you

Call me 1 Eyed Harry koo loo

                                                     From shy town,kalamazoo

                       No ham and egger here

                                                     Just a local yokel yessiree

sporadic chimes -
an invisible man
knocks at my door

Alliteration
Abomination?—no,but
Fascination—words

He’s a keeper, the relatives all agreed.

You’re lucky to have this one.

Marriage will link me too

Pop may be catchy
But not lyrically deep
Case in point: Chris Brown.


(N.B. Poem written after hearing "Don't Wake Me Up")