written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
12th grade, family, father daughter, humor, humorous, mother daughter
My Princess
When I grow up, will I still be princess?
Of course, says glowing daddy.
A roll of the queen’s eyes.
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written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous
The Internet: Rtrn
A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!
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written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
chocolate, holiday, humorous, religion, valentines day,
Valentine
Valentinius--
Not much is known about him,
But all girls love him.
Saint Valentine's Feast,
On February fourteenth:
Mostly chocolates!
It would make more sense
To honor Aphrodite...
So then, why don't we?!
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written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous,
Cherry Ripe - Definitely Not For Contest
I popped my cherry
innocence...
a thing of the past
Inspired by Andrea's contest
6th August 2015
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written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous, irony, poems, poetess, poetry, poets
A Melody On Parchment
Feelings on paper
A melody on parchment
easy poetry
your heartfelt humor
delighting unknown strangers
while you ignore him
pouring out your soul
into a painting or poem
husband catches up
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written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
encouraging, humorous,
Soul Glaciers
From time to time aye
Heavy glaciers crush us so
Refining our souls
February 1, 2020
5am PST
English Haiku
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written by
Mike Martin
Categories:
hilarious, humor, humorous, spanish,
San Antonio
adios gringo
buenos dias muchacho
hastsa la vista
si signorita
gracia para sombrero
signore lo perdí
a rio grandé
cruzar sierra madré
voy a san miguel
san hosé, san juan
pedir san antonio
decir por favor
Enjoy the music here.
http://mike-martin.net/Intervention
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written by
Md Shahadat Hossain
Categories:
allusion, humorous, inspirational, life,
Life Is a Cricket Match
Life is a cricket match
If you don't do bat in time
You may be out by catch.
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written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humorous,
Brand Spanking New
brand spanking
new; the unused page
below
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written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humor, humorous, nature,
The Owl Family
You're on my doorstep
You want a family pic?
Got any mice—rats?
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written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humorous,
Black Bart
Black Bart the PO8
Robbed Wells Fargo in Cal state
His lifestyle—his fate
Claimed his poetry
Not his robbery should have
Jailed him…snobbery
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written by
... Gigno
Categories:
humorous,
Valentine Delight
Part 1.
Valentine delight!
I know it's just a first date...
I should spend a night.
I see what you want!
Although we recently met...
Let's live for tonight.
How tempting of you!
But what's a couple more days...
What if it's not right?
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written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
celebrity, creation, humor, humorous, poets,
Milton
Behemoth, biggest
born of earth upheaved—vastness.
—Milton (I stole it)
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written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
angst, computer-internet, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational
The Internet
Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?
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written by
Ralph Sergi
Categories:
humorous,
Chaste
Chaste
There has never been no one
As chaste as you have been yet
You are always chased!
Premiere Haiku Contest
Sponsored by Chris D. Aechtner
June 16, 2017
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written by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Categories:
humorous, prison, satire,
The Barber
harvests all grass
growing in every head, beard
boils it for soup
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written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
child, funny, humorous, prayer, religious, science
Aliens At Your Bedroom Window
Don’t worry now child
There's no god, so worship space
You are not alone.
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written by
... Gigno
Categories:
humorous, life,
Ecovictim
Digital blackout
Another ecovictim
Saved by library
(Ecovictim refers to anyone impacted by any economy as of late. More specifically, me when I had to budget without Internet service and relied on the public library.)
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written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
best friend, humorous,
- Haiku X 108 - Oh, Hello -
Behind the curtains
A good friend creates balance
Innocent acting
- 29.03.2017
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
- Copyright © All Rights Reserved
- www.howmanysyllables.com - Haiku 5-7-5
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written by
George Zamalea
Categories:
humorous,
Sneezing the Rose
Sneezing,
Cupid lost sight
Of the skyrose! Ha! Ha!
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written by
Tonytocaa Camacho
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Harry Koo Loo
Call me 1 Eyed Harry koo loo
From shy town,kalamazoo
No ham and egger here
Just a local yokel yessiree
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written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
education, humor, humorous, introspection,
Killer
KILLER
You are a killer-
Vegetarian or not-
You eat - smash insects
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written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
fun, humor, humorous, poetry,
Erato
Erato left me
Alone—why did she go—where?
Too many poets
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written by
Emile Pinet
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Picture Perfect Ii-
The Dorset Naga
world's hottest chilli pepper
a contorted face
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written by
Robert Candler
Categories:
addiction, angst, blue, green, humorous, longing
Stoner's Lament
All those wee pot flakes
So carelessly whisked away...
Could use a joint now.
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written by
John Beam
Categories:
adventure, funny, home, humorous, seasons, spoken word
A Good Winter's Cleaning
What are Cabinites all things you find when cleaning cabinet dwellers
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written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humor, humorous, imagery,
Fresh Air
Much - too
much fresh air -
too early - my mind
slouches toward sleep - tea time
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written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
funny, funny love, humor, humorous, husband, marriage
He's a Keeper
He’s a keeper, the relatives all agreed.
You’re lucky to have this one.
Marriage will link me too
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written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
angst, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational, life
My Phone
Oh old mobile phone
Thanks for fixing my toilet
Now scared to touch you
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written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
angst, caregiving, christmas, confusion, funny, humorous
Christmas
A Christmas wish list
A quick glimpse into my life
Not much going on
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written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
humorous, mystery, nature, summer, wind,
Haiku 41
sporadic chimes -
an invisible man
knocks at my door
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written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
humorous, nature,
Autumn Rigmarole
scrutable squirrel
stocks up the winter larder...
another nut case
© Harry J Horsman 2022
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written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Words
Alliteration
Abomination?—no,but
Fascination—words
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written by
David Aaron
Categories:
appreciation, feelings, humor, humorous, imagery, imagination
Fifty Four
I remember you
Say casts feel like huge cream puffs
devouring your leg
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written by
Neelam Sangwai
Categories:
humorous,
Mosquitoes
buzzing day and night
tell scary tales at night
my blood relatives
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