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rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies

Reindeer wait
   by the pane
I see shapes


A present!
   Santa thinks
I’m asleep 



Smells like mum 
   lent Santa 
her perfume...  ?

Pepperoni is red, cheese is food
I like pizza
How about you?

Blood dripping demon
                                 I can hear scraping under my bed
                                            My heart stops












21.10.2012
A-L  Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

on halloween eve
apple bobbing with grandma......
false teeth on apple

smiling carved pumpkin
advertisement of toothpaste......
grandma's false teeth

Must make haste
 Excruciating!
Time for "waste"

today's April fool
                                        known to all needs to have tool
                                         ooh! advance cheek's smile





     Inspired by: JAN ALLISON

humble bumble bee
brings pollen from apple tree
to make his honey

he feeds his loved queen
to protect her he gets mean
his stings aren’t funny

a hive is his home
he fills it with honeycomb
for love not money



For Carol Brown's "What's the Buzz" contest

Carol gave me a no. 1

trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees

Time to wear your green

      Leprechauns are on the way

            Look for some green beer!

Wee old Lady Who
Resides in a tennis shoe
Grandsons live there too

WHEWW!

This is a fractured haiku

Hai-ku

Hi, cute,
High coo
Hai ,who?


S.Jagathsimhan Nair, 30 mar 17,
for Brian Strand's contest

When someone says break
A leg is never offered
As the sacrifice

late at night
 a shepherd
 woke his wife

 I saw...heard
 angels sing
 in the sky!

 it’s the wine
 she mumbled
 or UFOs!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
In this case UFOs is 2 syllables
Contest by Charles Messina
Placed 2nd
© 18th December 2018

Ha ha ha ha ha
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.

-Bunny Hole- by:SKAT

hidden muddy home
dirty paws, good boy' good boy!
yummy with carrots :)

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  -Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PD

Big Brown Burlap Bag
drop Bunnies down By the Bay
Better off -Blue grave



~SKAT & PD~

I have heard it said
Rugby players eat their dead
Tastes just like chicken

Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face

1. A gnat under blue
    days will next spin on apples 
    Look! More frogs arrived 

2.  The terrible tree
     Covers my house. That summer 
     I counted wagons 


3.  The frog above red 
     Songs will soon remember you
     Winter dreams with ducks

an aphid on a
leaf.  hold on with all your might!
a storm is coming!

Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with  Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy

Wouldn’t meddle in Math
For I fear and respect her.
But love her figure!
—	Ram, R. V.

a picnic lunch
pepper moving
on potato salad

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

Angels in heaven
Dancing on a small puddle
Always stay afloat

Contract Delete

beware Picasso 
my home is on great statues
expressing myself

Edward J. Ebbs - 5/16/15

Written for: PICTURE YOURSELF AS A BIRD - Poetry Contest, just for laughs

psychedelic drugs
population explosion
making love, not war

made a robot
named it after him
programmed it to be compassionate

I hate you so much
You smell like a dirty vag, 
Day old fish and all

The puffs of air came and went bubbling
                         Happily putting on the exhaust on high
                                       Running like hell to the outhouse saying bye

A life like a pig
Warm bath in my pink teacup
Is full of regret








24.02.2016
A-L Andresen :)

not not
do do
Gertrude Stein

To do as you please
Ask advice
Let them talk

Powerball jackpot
The odds are very haystack
For just one needle