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Poem Details | by Warren Doll |
Categories: animal, funny, rain, weather,

haiku

rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies


Poem Details | by Justin Worthy |
Categories: food, funny,

I Like Pizza

Pepperoni is red, cheese is food
I like pizza
How about you?

Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: fantasy, funny,

- Haiku - X 5 - Demon -



                                        Blood dripping demon
                                 I can hear scraping under my bed
                                            My heart stops












21.10.2012
A-L  Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by M. Hussain Effendi |
Categories: food, funny, nature,

Excrushitting

Must make haste
Excruciating!
Time for "waste"

Poem Details | by BL DEVNATH |
Categories: april, funny,

APRIL FOOL




                                                today's April fool
                                        known to all needs to have tool
                                         ooh! advance cheek's smile





     Inspired by: JAN ALLISON

Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: nature

rhymed haiku

humble bumble bee
brings pollen from apple tree
to make his honey

he feeds his loved queen
to protect her he gets mean
his stings aren’t funny

a hive is his home
he fills it with honeycomb
for love not money



For Carol Brown's "What's the Buzz" contest

Carol gave me a no. 1


Poem Details | by S.Jagathsimhan Nair |
Categories: funny, , cute,

Hai-ku 1

Hai-ku

Hi, cute,
High coo
Hai ,who?


S.Jagathsimhan Nair, 30 mar 17,
for Brian Strand's contest

Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny,

Wear Your Green

Time to wear your green

      Leprechauns are on the way

            Look for some green beer!




Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: funny

FRACTURED HAIKU

Wee old Lady Who
Resides in a tennis shoe
Grandsons live there too

WHEWW!

This is a fractured haiku

Poem Details | by David Aaron |
Categories: allusion, care, funny, humor, imagery, pain, wife,

Fourteen

When someone says break
A leg is never offered
As the sacrifice

Poem Details | by Valentine Qo |
Categories: funny,

Maniacal

Ha ha ha ha ha
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: funny,

A Light-Hearted Christmas


 late at night
 a shepherd
 woke his wife

 I saw...heard
 angels sing
 in the sky!

 it’s the wine
 she mumbled
 or UFOs!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
In this case UFOs is 2 syllables
Contest by Charles Messina
Placed 2nd
© 18th December 2018

Poem Details | by Althea Rose |
Categories: funny, giggle, happy, silly, smile, teen, tree,

jojo siwa trees

trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees

Poem Details | by SKAT A |
Categories: abuse, animal, bullying, death, funny, humor, imagination, water,

BUNNY

    -Bunny Hole- by:SKAT

hidden muddy home
dirty paws, good boy' good boy!
yummy with carrots :)

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  -Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PD

Big Brown Burlap Bag
drop Bunnies down By the Bay
Better off -Blue grave



~SKAT & PD~

Poem Details | by Colin Amato |
Categories: funny

Three funny Poems-Haikus (Poems from 7th Grade #6)

1. A gnat under blue
    days will next spin on apples 
    Look! More frogs arrived 

2.  The terrible tree
     Covers my house. That summer 
     I counted wagons 


3.  The frog above red 
     Songs will soon remember you
     Winter dreams with ducks

Poem Details | by Carol Sunshine Brown |
Categories: children, funny, holiday, uplifting,

Easter Bunny Race

Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face

Poem Details | by Effie Blake |
Categories: funny, introspection, life, nature,

Disaster Preparedness

an aphid on a
leaf.  hold on with all your might!
a storm is coming!

Poem Details | by Patricia Sawyer |
Categories: animals, funny, holiday, imagination, easter,

Easter Bunny

Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with  Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy

Poem Details | by Ram R. V. |
Categories: funny,

On Math

Wouldn’t meddle in Math
For I fear and respect her.
But love her figure!
—	Ram, R. V.

Poem Details | by Sharon Ruebel |
Categories: funny

ants



a picnic lunch
pepper moving
on potato salad

Poem Details | by Rick Zablocki |
Categories: dog, funny,

A Dog's Life

Put on a leash
Sniff sniff sniff sniff
New place to pee

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: character, computer, funny, life, love,

Made a robot

made a robot
named it after him
programmed it to be compassionate

Poem Details | by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO |
Categories: allegory, childhood, family, food, children, funny, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational, nature, seasons, uplifting

Orange you Glad to be---an Orange---

     Contract Delete

Poem Details | by Mike Hauser |
Categories: funny,

Rugby

I have heard it said
Rugby players eat their dead
Tastes just like chicken

Poem Details | by Payne Poet |
Categories: adventure, anniversary, caregiving, daughter, family, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, happiness, health, holiday, hope, imagination, life, passion, peace, travel,

Dancing Angels

Angels in heaven
Dancing on a small puddle
Always stay afloat

Poem Details | by ... Gigno |
Categories: funny,

Powerball

Powerball jackpot
The odds are very haystack
For just one needle

Poem Details | by Edward Ebbs |
Categories: bird, funny,

I am Pigeon

beware Picasso 
my home is on great statues
expressing myself

Edward J. Ebbs - 5/16/15
Written for: PICTURE YOURSELF AS A BIRD - Poetry Contest, just for laughs

Poem Details | by Rick Zablocki |
Categories: april, funny, spring,

April

April time is near
Tax man on the prowl
Pockets empty

Poem Details | by Arlene Smith |
Categories: funny, drug,

Flower Child

psychedelic drugs
population explosion
making love, not war

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: funny, people,

Gertrude Stein

not not
do do
Gertrude Stein

Poem Details | by Uwe Stroh |
Categories: allusion, confusion, funny,

As you please

To do as you please
Ask advice
Let them talk

Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: funny, smile, sweet,

- Haiku X 75 - PigS -


A life like a pig
Warm bath in my pink teacup
Is full of regret








24.02.2016
A-L Andresen :)

Poem Details | by Tonytocaa Camacho |
Categories: funny, goodbye, humor,

Out house saga


             The puffs of air came and went bubbling
                         Happily putting on the exhaust on high
                                       Running like hell to the outhouse saying bye















Poem Details | by Malcolm Dyer |
Categories: art, black african american, fantasy, funny, life

Turning 40

oh no here it comes
that big barrel that big gun
i will not go yet