Haiku Poems About Funny | Funny Haiku Poems

Haiku poems about Funny and Funny haiku poems. Read and enjoy these haikus! See also Funny Quotes.

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: animal, children, fairy, fantasy,


I am a herdsmen today
she’s away, I play
what does the fox say
do-do-Die-da-die I ate
poor poor sheep and kines
where are? Sure no harm
there by stream or in the barn
what does the fox say
I lie-a lie-lie
the milk does gives me away
the funny sound - Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Poem Details | by Brian Johnston |
Categories: nature, planet, perspective,

Haiku: Physics: Colored Perceptions

blue planet water
blue sky just scattered sunbeams
dusk's red, unbent light

Brian Johnston
July 28,2014

Poet's Notes: 
Isn't it great? Three wonders of nature explained in 17 wordsIt is so much fun 
sharing my love of Physics with othersLay people in general have no idea the 
treasure they are missingOf course Religious Literalists are the most deprived
They literally live in the stone age (and the rock is all between their ears!)

Physics is not a replacement for God in my mind, but rather, like a beautiful 
sunset, another way of viewing Him, of experiencing His love for usPhysics is 
just a different perspective of the same mountain as it were

God is mysterious (but he is also accessible) He is a humanist (loving us as 
He loves His own son) , a mathematician (the underpinnings of Physics) , a 
musician (think of the joy we experience in all harmonies, even discordant 
ones) , an artist (the waiting beauty of galaxies far exceeding the imagination 
of man) , a humorist (who besides me doesn't think that it is extremely funny 
that the Jews, as His chosen people, behaved no differently really than non-
Jews - God granting special favours clearly does not make us better people
'Just do this for me God and I will never stray! ' Really just hilarious!) , and on 
and on

Really, as usual, Einstein had a very interesting perspective that I think we 
should all embrace, 'Reality is an illusion! ' And so it is folks! The only posture 
appropriate in the presence of God is one of extreme humility (and gratitude) 
Let me quote one of my own echo poems here, Echo: Alone Too..

Alone….with the lost! Are prayers ever answered? 
Alone….my heart overwhelmedCould that be a prayer? 
I look at the rainbow as summer squall passes 
And find that I'm grateful that I am a player

Aren't all of life's problems, in the grand scheme of things (if we are honest) 
really little more than a 'summer squall? '

Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: fun,

Funny haikus for kids

Funny haikus for kids

croaking sounds calling
as you jump into puddles
frogs leap on your feet....

little sparrows chirp
fly together as you tease
droppings on your head....

giant elephant 
trumpets and shakes its big ears
roller coaster ride....

giraffe eats high leaves
wish they soon reach the stomach
stuck in the long neck....

cartoons the whole day
animals play in jungle
as you watch tv.....

Written Oct 30th, 2015
For contest " Funny haikus for kids"
Sponsor- Team poetrysoup

Poem Details | by Ismael Nieves |
Categories: funny,


Laughing out loud
not becouse of funny jokes:
swallowed laughing gas.

Poem Details | by Brian Johnston |
Categories: relationship,

Haiku: Lessons Women Taught Me

(A Haiku Trilogy)       

Stage 1

you don't share feelings
how can you say you love me
when I don't know you

Stage 2

you ask me nothing
only sharing your feelings
god you're self-absorbed 

Stage 3

cosmic truth just rocks
forever, all is stardust
(but women's feelings)     

Brian Johnston
July 30,2014

Poet's Notes: 
New: Why Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3? Well (this is funny) , it's kind of like
cancer, though, of course, cancer is not funny either to those going through it.

Also new: I like the inversion of the speakers complaint in the 2nd stanza as
well and the irony of the 3rd stanza too.

You should note that throughout the first two stanzas the speaker is negating
the other's feelingsReally it could be a man or a woman speaking in the first
two stanzas)The real question is, is the other really not sharing/listening or is
the speaker afraid to be loved (just making the other wrong)? The speaker
apparently teaches the other to share and then finds the other's sharing
annoyingMight the speaker not share with the other what the speaker wants
the other to ask the speaker about? Just a thought!  : -)   God avoiding
looking like a sexist is tough! Whew! Though of course, at heart I am still truly
sexist, and sorry ladies, the third stanza still stands (a stroke of genius) ! Ha! 

This poem is like watching the sun go down off the coast of CaliforniaYou and
God are having a nice glass of Merlot, no Piesporter Goldtropschen Spatlese, 
like sipping the nectar of honey suckle blossems when you were a kid (but with 
a kick)You realise that God is perfect and you aren'tAnd somehow that's OK,
because at least He loves you! (No woman is present!)

Poem Details | by Leon Enriquez |
Categories: allusion,


Spring rain
Swaying trees;
Howling wind

Wet cherry blossoms
Dewy flower carpet;
Trail of footsteps

This sudden splash
Vivid skyline colours;
Rainbow reminder

Eastern shores
Sea at high tide;
Misty translucence

Lovers by seaside
Sunset serenade;
Fragrant promises

Sunset strip
Winding pathway;
Moments slip away

Love wears a smile
Spontaneous feel;
Authentic embrace

Here by the bay
Seagulls congregate;
Birdsong sermons

Mango clusters
Ready harvest;
Chutney forthcoming

Vegetable mix
Salad dinner meal;
Cool sitcom heralds

Saturday newspapers
Extra thick volume;
Too much to digest

Years have mellowed
Old couple sit together;
Silently talking in smiles

Diabetic in wheelchair
Distraught temper;
Selling tissue packs

Touch of magic
Calm enlightenment;
Charm deposits

Bank queue at noon
Sea of faces;
Unknown agendas

Come let us see
Beyond creature comforts;
Confront hazards

Once upon a blue moon
This invitational;
Rites of passage

By and by,
The vast dark skies;
Awaiting thunder

Blur as a squid
This instance here;
Lost in translation

Joy in the rain
This funny feeling;
Live in sure verge

Leon Enriquez
26 Apr 2014

Poem Details | by kristi hayner |
Categories: inspirational

#23 delight

find delight reading
all these wacky serious
painful funny lines

Poem Details | by john beharry |
Categories: animal, funny, humorous, pets,

dog haiku

dog breaks wind in sleep awakens and sniffs the air then bolts from the room
dedicated to dogs and dog lovers (the funny side)

Poem Details | by Betim Muco |
Categories: life

The rain

How funny this rain is
Wetting itself uselessly 
In the sunshine.

Poem Details | by Briana Lynn Minard-Adler |
Categories: husband, love, me, crazy,


You make me happy, you
make me laugh, you help
me make sense of this crazy world,
What would I do without you?
I don't want to lose you, I want you
to be there for me always.
I want you to be happy 
with what you do in life,
just know that I am right beside you
trough it all, I will always be there,
I will never forget you, you shine
so bright, it's hard to miss you.
You have a great personality,
The one every girl wants.
The one everyone wants to be 
friends with, the one who stands
out of them all, that person
is you, My Hubby till the end,
the awesome one, the amazing one, the wild and crazy one,
the funny one, the charming one, the prince
charming riding up on his horse to tell me
"Everything will be fine my princess"

Poem Details | by Briana Lynn Minard-Adler |
Categories: love, baby, baby, girl,

For My Baby Girl By Dustin J Palmer

As I sit here cold and broken hearted
my life was over before it started.
Until I met this girl that
turned it around, she turned
my frown upside downThis
may sound funny but she is the
love of my life I put down
the knife and started a new life
with my lovely wedded wife.
So as I sit here and cry and I
look to the sky and prayed for
the perfect girl that is my world
God gave me you Briana Lynn
Palmer since you came along I
have been a lot calmer and more
of a staller because you're on my 
mind all of the time I see your 
face and baby you shine like 
my glass of sweet red wine
you're my drug just the way 
you love my precious white
dove I swear you fell from
the heavens above when you're 
gone my heart bleeds for you
so when you're gone to me
you're really not you're always
in my headBaby I love you.
Dedicated To:Briana Lynn Palmer
Written By:Dustin James Palmer

Poem Details | by Victoria Anderson-Throop |
Categories: faith, life, sister, visionary,


                  JOB'S FUNNY SISTER

                       Job's sister
                   didn't need a whale
                         life ate her

Poem Details | by Harris Tobias |
Categories: introspection

8 Haikus

8 Haikus

Hands folded in my lap
like dying birds
I wave and they fly again

Feet tap like nervous hens
pecking for crumbs
I have nothing to feed them

My heart pounds like the neighbor
on the wall
I cannot wish it away

I try to write about beauty
Black marks on paper
That is the truth

The Republican’s convention—
misguided visions of the future

The summer’s end
some early leaves are falling
Trying to beat the rush

The delegates cheer in funny hats
Their loud garments can raise the dead

Indian Summer
I can still swim but i swim
with yellow leaves

Poem Details | by Benjamin Wormwood |
Categories: beauty, romantic, women,

Accidental Romantic

she's laughing again 
I wasn't even funny 
just a bit wasted

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: time,


BUTTERFLY OF TIME wings of butterfly floating on air without heed ~ dark cloud overhead 10/5/2016 Contest – Funny How Time Seems To Fly Brenda Chiri-Carroll

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: sad,

Not Very Funny Horn Haiku

Not Very Funny Horn Haiku

at all not funny
very without much money
me and my honey

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: blessing, crazy, fate, funny,


A top a mountain
Pointed above the clouds covered
In powdery snow

Himalaya sky
Hard to breathe must be to high
Hold on to the rope

I don't wanna fall
Cuz I might fall on the goat
What's funny bout that

Fell broke the goat's neck

by James Edward Lee Sr.

Poem Details | by Bernard F. Asuncion |
Categories: birthday,

Hilarious Pets

C-ute cats in your home
M-ake you laugh out loud each day, 
H-aving funny moves.

Topic: Birthday of Christopher MHernandez (March 11) 
Form: Acrostic Haiku

Poem Details | by Virginia Waters |
Categories: film, fun, humor, joy,


                        funny looking hat

                 sipping beer dancing in boots

                      just an 'extra' day

Poem Details | by sand blown |
Categories: adventure,


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future predictions...

are there aliens...
more order or more chaos...
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